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The University of China, Illinois, often abbreviated as UCI, is a fictional university and the setting for most of the show. It is claimed to be the worst school in America, which is supported by the staff's corrupt teaching skills, such as teaching while drunk.

Known Buildings & Areas Edit

  • Abandoned Schoolhouse
  • Auditorium
  • Cafeteria
  • Dean's Tower
  • Dorms
  • Faculty Parking Lot
  • Falgot's Office/Campus Hospital
  • Forest & Tenure Cabin
  • Graveyard
  • Gymnasium
  • History Building
  • Lecture Hall
  • Philosophy Building
  • Spanish Building
  • Stadium
  • Student Parking Lot
  • Super Science Buildings
  • UCI Books
  • UCI Library
  • UCI Pawnshop
  • UCI Theater
  • Water Refinery

Staff Edit

  • Anne: Chemistry professor
  • Chazzi: Unknown role
  • Cravid: Professor of unknown department
  • Crystal: Spanish professor; philosophy professor; history professor; janitor
  • Donald: Bookkeeper
  • Donna: Professor of unknown department
  • Falgot: Campus doctor
  • Frank: History professor
  • Leonard: Super Science professor; groundskeeper
  • Pony: History teacher assistant
  • Sammy: History professor; bookkeeper
  • Spider: Professor of unknown department
  • Stephen Smith: Spanish professor
  • Steve: History professor
  • The Dean: Dean
  • Tim: Worker at the teachers' lounge's strip club

Former Edit

Students Edit

Former Edit

Extracurricular ActivitiesEdit

Mathletes Edit

  • Donny

Staff Wrestling Team Edit

  • Crystal
  • Falgot: Coach
  • Frank
  • Cravid
  • Pony
  • Sammy
  • Steve
  • The Dean

Baseball Team Edit

  • Matt

Football Team Edit

  • Matt
  • Sturd

Trivia Edit

  • In "China, IL: The Funeral", the school is called Community College of China[,] Illinois.
  • As seen in "Kenny Winker Rules", the campus can become a flying object when activated by the keys to the campus.

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