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"The Perfect Lecture" is the first episode of Season 2 and the eleventh episode of China, IL.

Summary Edit

As a new school year begins, Frank is determined to give the perfect lecture, Baby Cakes produces energy bars, and Pony fears ending up like Sammy.

Plot Edit

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Baby Cakes gets an idea for a new product.

During the start of a new semester, Pony bumps into incoming freshman Matt and begins flirting with him. Later, in Sammy's class, Matt reveals to his friend, Flip Flop, that he got Pony's number but soon becomes confused when Flip Flop claims she's a senior and is old. Frank's teaching skills are not well-received by his students, though later on, he lies to Pony and Steve about how his students feel about him. As Baby Cakes enters, he gives them a proposal for a new snack, energy bars with seemingly nonsensical flavors.

As he leaves to have a vending machine vend his snacks, Pony reveals she will be on a date with Matt. Frank warns her that Matt dates several females in a short time but is unheeded. Entering the office, Sammy calls Pony out for help, and Frank confesses to Steve that his students dislike his teaching style and that he wants to give a perfect lecture. Steve tells him that such lectures are rare, then gives Frank the rest of the day off as Gwen greets him. Entering the office, she reveals she isn't into him but is ignored by Steve.

At Town Bar, Matt and Pony talk with each other. As Pony rubs her hair on his hand, Matt notices two girls nearby flirting with him, then claims he has practice to do as Pony notices signs of aging. As he makes his way out, Pony offers to meet later in the week but is rejected. The next day before class, Frank slams his head against a door, tired. Steve hands him a coffee, which later causes Frank to briefly levitate during his lecture and his students to applaud him as he proclaims that he gave a perfect lecture. Meanwhile, Pony helps Sammy and experiences back pain, then notices that she has more in common with Sammy than she thought and becomes frightened.

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Pony worries she is aging prematurely.

Frank tries to show off his perfect lecture to others, but is unable to. After faking it, with no reaction from the crowd, he insists to Steve that such a lecture happened while Pony tries to talk to an uninterested Matt. She experiences more back pain, and he calls off their relationship. Afterward, Pony, Frank and Steve gather at a table in Town Bar and are soon joined by Baby Cakes, who tells them that, despite his proposal failing, he'll continue to make his snack. On a nearby television, Matt is seen pitching at a baseball game. When the announcers claim he has a routine before every game, Frank gets an idea to repeat the steps he took that led to his levitation. Meanwhile, Pony discovers that she looks like Sammy did back when the latter was in college. Based on this and other signs of aging, Pony worries that she'll wind up like Sammy.

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Frank stops at nothing to perform his pre-levitation routine.

Frank continues retracing his steps as Baby Cakes empties a vending machine, replacing all the snacks with his energy bars. Following more retracing, Frank performs his perfect lecture in class as he expected. Despite his students no longer enjoying it, he insists on repeating this process daily. In doing so, he goes to extremes while Baby Cakes hands out his energy bars to students walking by. The next day, as Baby Cakes notices that his energy bars are gaining popularity, Frank repeats his levitation to the disdain of his students.

At a grocery store, as Baby Cakes shops for supplies for his snacks, Pony shops for beauty supplies. Returning home, she attempts to give herself a makeover but ends up making herself look even more like Sammy. Afterward, Baby Cakes restocks a vending machine but is stopped by the worker who's supposed to do the restocking. Baby Cakes asks to be taken to the one in charge of vending machines, and the following night, Frank's determination to repeatedly achieve the perfect lecture resumes.

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Baby Cakes' innovation meets its end.

At a headquarters for the campus vending machines, Baby Cakes converses with the executives regarding his energy bar idea. Over several days, Frank carries out his routine to levitate, and at a restaurant, Pony joins Sammy, who is surprised to see that she now resembles her. When Pony falsely notes that she should stop trying to hide signs of aging, she is told by Sammy that she still has 60 years until she'll look hike her, then tells Pony not to imitate her as Pony sees on a TV screen that Baby Cakes' energy bars are under a recall. Breaking away from his routine, Frank selects one of Baby Cakes' energy bars instead of a coffee. However, the energy bar he ate causes him to reverse the damage done because of levitating and barf everywhere.

Trivia Edit

  • Chilibee's, where Kim works, references Chili's and Applebee's.
  • Din Din's parodies Jin Jin in name and Denny's in logo.
  • Bullseye, where Flip Flop works, references Target.
  • Steve has a poster of Kenny Winker.
  • Frank claims to be "killing [his students] oh so softly," a reference to the song "Killing Me Softly with His Song".
  • Matt's iPhone has three columns of apps; in actuality, a standard iPhone has four. Also, this episode starts on the third of an unknown month, according to Matt's phone.
  • The movie Frank watches, Trap Willy: The Free Willy Prequel, references to the 1993 movie Free Willy.
  • To watch Trap Willy: The Free Willy Prequel, Frank goes to Tiananmen Cinema, a reference to Tiananmen Square in Beijing, China.
  • Pony learns that she has sixty years before she will resembles Sammy, which Pony then claims will not happen until she is eighty, implying that she is twenty. However, in "Surfer God", Pony states that she is twenty-two, which Brad Neely confirms via Twitter.[1]
  • After leaving the history department in "Coming Out of the Casket", Crystal admits she still has some involvement with it, meaning that she teaches multiple subjects. Crystal completely returns to the history department in "The Diamond Castle".
  • Baby Cakes mentions the film Men in Black when questioning Pemsy's skepticism toward his energy bars.
  • This episode marks the first time Golden newscasts for Channel 8 News.
  • This is the first of two episodes in which Sturd speaks, the latter being "Surfer God".

Frank's Routine Leading to His Levitation Edit

  1. Eat a certain meal in accompaniment of four strawberry margaritas at Chilibee's.
  2. Vomit.
  3. Defecating outdoors in the presence of a Bullseye employee.
  4. Watch Trap Willy: The Free Willy Prequel and cry at Sandra Bullock's appearance.
  5. Get mugged and robbed.
    • Because of the absence of muggers after Frank's first levitation, Steve assumes the role of slapping and stealing from Frank.
  6. Stab his next door neighbor, Bobby, out of paranoia because of Bobby placing his hand on Frank.
  7. Masturbate continuously for five hours, never reaching an orgasm.
  8. Accepting the coffee Steve offers, telling Steve, "You're the best," right before drinking.
  9. Levitate upon saying "Benedict Arnold."

Goofs Edit

Finger Goof
  • When Frank says, "Don't repress your desires, baby girl," he has six fingers on one hand.

Quotes Edit

The Dean: Summer is dead!

Flip Flop: I heard the Dean's a big ol' murder.
Unnamed Student: I heard the teachers are criminals.
Flip Flop: I heard God is, like—really mad at this place.

Sammy: Boys, close your cunnilinguses.

Steve: Baby Cakes, you weren't in my class. You know you're enrolled, like for the twelfth time.

Steve: That kid is really—just gonna stab us in our beds one night.

Sammy: [Losing control of her wheelchair] Oh no, not another 9/11!

Pony: Frank's doing something weird to students!

Baby Cakes: [Handing out his energy bars] Put my stuff in your mouth. It tastes right.

Baby Cakes: What are you? A Men in Black?

Baby Cakes: Look at my supply being demanded.

Baby Cakes: I know what students like. It takes one to know one.

Sammy: [Seeing Pony's makeover] What on eastbound Earth?!

Pony: [Learning that she has sixty years before she will resemble Sammy] So this means I'll look good until I'm eighty.
Sammy: Oh you got it backwards. I finally started looking good at eighty.

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