The Pseudo-Human Outcomes were created by the Super Science department prior to "Baby Boom". Beard Baby, as its name suggests, was born out of Sanford's beard, while Bowl of Face is a liquefied human face contained in a bowl. Finger Guy is made primarily of fingers, and Hair Kid is mostly body hair. In the aforementioned episode, a giant baby, later revealed to be Steve's Son, joins the list.
- Finger Guy appears in the background during a party in "Frankensteve". In the same episode, Steve's Son appears in a picture in Frank's apartment.