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"Parent's Day" is the sixth episode of Season 3 and the twenty-sixth episode of China, IL.

Summary Edit

During Parent's Day, Baby Cakes visits his mother as Steve's mother obsesses over her son and Pony dreads her parents ruining the eponymous celebration.

Plot Edit

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Pony is wary of her parents.

On Parent's Day, as the staff reunite with their parents, Pony forewarns the other attendees that the moment her parents show up will be the moment a Mexican extravaganza begins. Meanwhile, Steve notices the morose mood in which Ward, Steve's father, is; Ward reveals he and June, his wife, must sell their family house, ignoring an intervening complaint from June that Ward has low testosterone. Steve offers to help his parents while Baby Cakes—alongside the Dean, Falgot, and Frank, for various reasons—boards a helicopter for the trip to the island on which Doctor Mother—Baby Cakes' mother—resides. Baby Cakes voices his hope to have Doctor Mother and Leonard reunite despite the latter insisting such will not occur.

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June grows attracted to Steve.

At Ward and June's house, Steve looks through his parents' paperwork and Illinois' tax laws; he concludes that he should be head of the household to ensure financial stability for his parents. June accepts, but Ward is reluctant until Steve further explains the situation. To the astonishment of Ward and Steve, June then kisses her son on the lips. Afterward, the Smiths discuss the change of household leadership at the city bank. For this decision, June compliments Steve; witnessing this, Ward thinks his wife showing arousal for Steve, but June dismisses her husband's idea as nonsense, only for her subsequent actions to undermine her claim. On the island, meanwhile, Baby Cakes meets his mother—she is conducting studies on testosterone and its effects. Later, during dinner with Baby Cakes et al., Doctor Mother reveals she is marrying another man to Baby Cakes' disappointment.

At UCI, suddenly, a vast number of cars park near the campus as beer flows onto the nearby streets—the Mexican picnic Pony has anticipated is beginning. Elsewhere, Steve has a talk with his mother about her incest attraction. Trying to deny this, June instead further confirms this, showing signs of her attraction to her son while refuting his claim. June admits she has a problem while, at the island, Doctor Mother demonstrates to her visitors an experiment on men with low testosterone. A test subject, Steve Urkel, grows to an enormous size when injected by the testosterone. As the others dart out of the lab, Urkel pursues them. Out of the others' sight, the Dean retrieves the testosterone beaker and smiles maliciously despite Doctor Mother warning that the beaker containing too much testosterone.

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Steve Urkel grows to an enormous size upon testosterone dosage.

Elsewhere, the Smiths—Frank exempt—dine, and June admits that she enjoys seeing her husband take charge by offering to pay for the three of them—however, Ward reveals he cannot cover the cost, and Steve covers the amount for him, causing June's attraction to her son to resurface while, at the island, Urkel is lured into a kennel and tranquilized, and Baby Cakes boats away from the island, Urkel in tow. Having witnessed this, Doctor Mother gives Leonard a call, and a half-hour later, those who visited the island return to China, the Dean still carrying the testosterone. At a movie theater, Baby Cakes puts on a show, supposedly to convey his unrelenting desire for his parents to reunite. The show stars Urkel, but he breaks out of his safety shackles and continues his rampage.

On campus, Pony meets with her parents, the former angry about the ordeal. When her parents try to converse with her, Pony continues complaining about the celebration and insists the celebration be ceased. In response her parents explain that all of her many relatives, out of love, traveled long distances to pay her a visit, and Pony learns to appreciate the celebration. Suddenly, the crowd dissipates as Urkel nears campus. Seeing this, the Dean, wanting to become as masculine as Urkel, ingests some of the testosterone he kept and grows to gargantuan size. A fight between the Dean and Urkel ensues, the Dean still holding the remaining testosterone, and when the Dean loses control of his body motion, the testosterone becomes airborne.

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The testosterone affects Ward.

Meanwhile outside the Smiths' home, droplets of testosterone land on Ward, causing him to assert dominance over Steve by reclaiming his role as head of the household, thus ending June's incest relationship with Steve. Back on campus, the fight continues as Leonard fires a cannon filled with estrogen that Doctor Mother supplied him. Seeing the two cooperate puts a smile on Baby Cakes' face, and when the cannon is fired, the estrogen negates the testosterone, reverting Urkel and the Dean to normal. While police arrive to investigate the damage, Pony bids farewell to her parents, Urkel commits suicide upon realizing what he did while under the testosterone, and the Dean is transported to the emergency center. Baby Cakes tries to get his parents back together, but they insist they remain separated—though Baby Cakes remains confident his parents will reunite.

Trivia Edit

  • Baby Cakes' parents divorced twenty years before this episode. Baby Cakes is thirty, meaning his parents divorced when he was ten.
  • Doctor Mother's first name is Suzie.
  • Given that Sammy is over the age of eighty as revealed in "The Perfect Lecture", her parents are most likely around 110.
  • This episode marks the final appearances of Crystal, Falgot and the Dean's Assistant.
  • The Dean's Assistant's name is never revealed in the series.
  • The Dean states he funds Doctor Mother's testosterone research, while Falgot states he notarizes Doctor mother's documents.
  • Frank's reason for joining Baby Cakes is to have sex with the females on the island—Baby Cakes claiming "the island is crawling with females"—unaware that the "females" to whom Baby Cakes is referring are the animals in Doctor Mother's lab.
  • Doctor Mother intends on marrying Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. the Rock.
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  • Despite being killed midway through the episode, the Rock is shown alive at the end—he claims to be immortal.
  • Baby Cakes calls testosterone-affected Urkel "Urcules," a reference to Greek mythology figure Hercules.
  • In an old family picture, Leonard's left hand lies in a position that would seem impossible based on the position of his left arm.

Quotes Edit

Baby Cakes: I can't express my private feelings with public words.

Frank: Sex weekend!

Steve: Dad? You seem, I don't know, down, or flaccid—or down. Down is better.

Baby Cakes: I heard that nature was just really like a really hard video game: gotta keep on dying and restarting until you master it.

Ward Smith: It's like he's the dad, and I'm just the dead son, you know? With no penis?

Baby Cakes: Mom? What the fuck happened to you?

Dr. Mother: Fuck estrogen! Fuck that bullshit! Arrrrgh—I'm sorry. I didn't—uh—I skipped lunch.

Frank: Why is Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson at dinner?

[Doctor Mother reveals she is marrying the Rock.]
Baby Cakes: What? No! I thought you wanted to get back with Dad!
Doctor Mother: Get over it! Arrgghh—sorry, I should eat.
The Rock: Baby Cakes, your mom is a great lover. She is the best at sucking—
Baby Cakes: Shut up!
The Rock: —the Rock off.

Baby Cakes: Fuck you, the Rock! You're not my dad!

Pony: I hate it when I'm right.

[Steve has three dollar bills in his hand.]
June Smith: A fifty? Who carries a big-dick fifty?

[Ward asserts his position as head of the household, ending June's attraction toward Steve.]
Steve: Well, all right.

Leonard: You look like Mickey Rourke.

The Rock: Turns out the Rock can't die.

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