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Season Episodes Originally aired
First aired Last aired
Pilots 2 May 25, 2008 (1 unaired)
1 10 October 3, 2011 March 5, 2012
2 10 September 22, 2013 November 24, 2013
3 10 April 5, 2015 June 14, 2015

Pilots (2008)Edit

Image # Title Original airdate
PilotEnd 1 "China, IL: The Funeral" May 25, 2008
The diary of a professor who recently died reveals her repressed feelings.
NoPic 2 Unaired Pilot Unaired

Season 1 (2011–12)Edit

Image #
Title Production code Original airdate
Ronald KTP 1 1 "Rewind, Pause, Pay!" 101 October 3, 2011
Ronald Reagan pursues Steve for his Reagan impersonations he did back in 1982.
DvsMMain 2 2 "Dean vs. Mayor" 102 October 10, 2011
The Mayor takes control of the school and converts it to a religious one.
Giant Baby 3 3 "Baby Boom" 103 October 17, 2011
An accident in the science lab creates a gigantic baby the campus must care for while Frank goes to great lengths to escape debt.
China IL 4 007 0001 4 4 "Coming Out of the Casket" 104 October 24, 2011
Harold comes back to life after dying and has some insecurity.
105AltPic 5 5 "Secret Society" 105 October 31, 2011
Steve and Pony's lives change when they become tenured professors and discover a special fellowship.
Prom7 6 6 "Prom Face/Off" 106 November 7, 2011
Things go awry at the University's "Faculty Prom."
Combo 7 7 "Frankensteve" 107 February 20, 2012
After both Frank and Steve sustain life-threatening injuries during a wrestling match, Falgot performs surgery on them turning Frank and Steve into a "super brother".
Protest 8 8 "Chinese New Year" 108 December 27, 2011
When all of the students on campus fail their finals on Christmas, the professors must come up with a plan to re-teach them everything before New Years or risk losing their jobs.
DR 9 9 "Dream Reamer" 109 February 27, 2012
Baby Cakes' imaginary ex-best friend wreaks havoc in the real world.
Gameplay 10 10 "Dean's List" 110 March 5, 2012
Different departments on campus are selected for the Dean's List, an annual competition that is much more dangerous than it sounds.

Season 2 (2013)Edit

Image #
Title Production code Original airdate
Perfect Lecture 1 11 "The Perfect Lecture" 201 September 22, 2013
As a new school year begins, Frank is determined to give the perfect lecture, Baby Cakes produces energy bars, and Pony fears ending up like Sammy.
RichDean 2 12 "Is College Worth It?" 206 September 29, 2013
The Dean dramatically raises tuition and lowers wages, forcing students and staff to find ways to keep their jobs and/or enrollment.
Similar 3 13 "Do You Know Who You Look Like?" 208 October 6, 2013
Steve regrets hiring a new professor who coincidentally looks just like him, Frank tries to make a pass at another new professor, and Pony is in need of a foreign language course.
Search9 4 14 "The Diamond Castle" 205 October 13, 2013
Frank, Baby Cakes and Ronald Reagan search for the mythical Diamond Castle as Steve appeases the campus inspector.
Kenny W Concert 5 15 "Kenny Winker Rules" 203 October 20, 2013
Kenny Winker visits, the Smiths avenge sorority students, and Pony gets a new "boyfriend."
PoD 6 16 "China-Man Begins" 207 October 27, 2013
Frank wants to be the focus of the local news program's newest segment, Person of the Day, while Steve and Pony are rumored to be a couple and Baby Cakes deals with his arousal issues.
Total Validation 7 17 "Total Validation" 209 November 3, 2013
The Cakeses visit a relationship counselor, Steve's relationship with a girl is tested, and Frank and Pony lose Steve's car.
God2 8 18 "Surfer God" 204 November 10, 2013
Steve has his doubts when God visits China while Leonard tests a device on Frank and Pony endures a visit from her mother.
EWISOTT 9 19 "Prank Week" 202 November 17, 2013
Baby Cakes misunderstands a lecture on Senator Joe McCarthy's infamous "Witch Hunts" as teachers and students prank each other and Frank finds himself in a monastery.
Hogs 10 20 "Wild Hogs" 210 November 24, 2013
Wild hogs invade town.

Season 3 (2015)Edit

Image #
Title Production code Original airdate
WagerPrep 1 21 "A Gentleman's Bet" 301 April 5, 2015
Frank and Steve compete over their annual "Gentleman's Bet"; the Dean and the Mayor solicit Pony and Baby Cakes' help for a Think Tank.
FullFledgeTakeover 2 22 "Best Face Forward" 302 April 12, 2015
Frank's anus learns to speak and becomes a world-famous stand-up comedian as Steve discovers a "code word" between white males and Pony obsesses over a secret involving Matt and Flip Flop.
NoLife 3 23 "Charlize" 304 April 19, 2015
When a fog leaves Earth almost uninhabited, Pony searches for clues as to what happened.
TruePlans 4 24 "Crow College" 309 April 26, 2015
The Dean enrolls a murder of crows at UCI as new students while Frank intrudes on Stacy Megan and Billy's relationship.
PizzaTest 5 25 "Bi-Topping-Ality" 303 May 3, 2015
Pizza topping preference causes controversy while Steve obsesses over celebrities and Frank has difficulty thanking Crystal after she did him a favor.
Banner 6 26 "Parent's Day" 305 May 10, 2015
During Parent's Day, Baby Cakes, alongside others, visits his mother as Steve's mother obsesses over her son and Pony dreads her parents ruining the eponymous celebration.
Ep307 7 27 "Displays of Manhood" 306 May 17, 2015
Frank proves his masculinity by challenging a boxing legend to a fight while Baby Cakes and Pony battle in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.
LifeCoach 8 28 "Life Coaches" 307 May 31, 2015
Steve, Frank, Pony and Baby Cakes become life coaches for each other as the Dean tries to improve his checkers game.
Gummies 9 29 "Gummie World" 310 June 7, 2015
Steve and Baby Cakes enter into a business deal, Frank and the Dean get involved in a love triangle with one of Julia Roberts' pubic hairs, and Pony suspects Sammy of abusing Kim.
310Promo 10 30 "Magical Pet" 308 June 14, 2015
Baby Cakes wants a magical pet; Pony and Steve prove to each other that they love their respective crushes.

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