The China, IL Theme Song is the opening song played before every episode. In Season 2, it is modified to include a panning-in shot of many characters, not just the main ones.
Well there's somethin' I've been meanin' to tell ya',
'Bout the college on the edge of the town.
No one should ever go there, you know it's bad bad bad,
It gets worse every school year but man the freakin' teachers are rad!
Yeah yeah, yeaaah!