In "Best Face Forward", a police officer escorts Matt into the police station in an attempt to get Matt to tell Pony a secret she already knows. The officer is arrested when Steve reveals the officer killed his partner.
Having shot a man, Crystal is imprisoned in "Bi-Topping-Ality"; she is released when her actions are deemed as self-defense, but she is re-imprisoned due to Frank's gift, a saw, being sighted by an officer. Due to a ban on anchovy as a pizza topping, anyone caught eating anchovy pizza is imprisoned as well until a speech by Baby Cakes causes the Mayor to release the anchovy ban.
- Officer Jacobson is the only named officer.