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Abraham LincolnEdit

Abraham Lincoln led the country through the Civil War and served as the 16th President of the United States, having served from 1861 until his assassination in 1865 by John Wilkes Booth.

In "Rewind, Pause, Pay!", his assassination was stopped by Ronald Reagan and Steve as part of their plan to better humanity.

Frank gives a lecture about President Lincoln in "Wild Hogs".

Adolf HitlerEdit

Adolf Hitler was the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party and Chancellor of Germany from 1933 until his death. He declared himself Führer und Reichskanzler and ruled the country as an absolute dictator.

Time-traveling back to his birth in "Rewind, Pause, Pay!", Reagan and Steve convert Hitler to Judaism as part of their attempt to better humanity. As humanity is shown to actually worsen, Hitler is shown leading the Jewish people in a genocide similar to that of the Holocaust.

Amelia EarhartEdit

Amelia Earhart was a female pilot, having been known for earning many records.

Steve's lectures in "Crow College" revolve around her. When the Dean enrolls crows into the class, they're able to find her corpse among other things, despite her location at the time of death being unknown.

Barack ObamaEdit

Barack Obama is the 44th and current President of the United States. He began serving in 2009 and will serve until 2017.

When Reagan gains eternal presidency in "The Diamond Castle", Obama and other Presidents can be seen. Later is claimed by Green to have disappeared in "A Gentleman's Bet" after Reagan's acquisition of eternal presidency. Despite Reagan's presidency, there are still pictures of Obama and his family sitting around in the White House.

Benjamin FranklinEdit

Benjamin Franklin was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States.

In a spellbook Baby Cakes reads through in "Best Face Forward", an image of Franklin can be seen.

Bill NyeEdit

William Sanford "Bill" Nye, also known as Bill Nye the Science Guy, is an American science educator, comedian, television host, actor, writer, scientist, and former mechanical engineer.

In "Parent's Day", Doctor Mother shows Bill Nye as an example of a man with low testosterone.

Chris BrownEdit

Christopher Maurice Brown, colloquially known as Chris Brown is an American singer, songwriter, rapper, dancer and actor.

In "Life Coaches", he appears on the cover of a magazine. Pony advises the Smiths and Baby Cakes to become life coaches, claiming those who refuse are Chris Browns. As the others find the person whom their coaching reluctant to follow through with Pony's suggestion, they associate them with Chris Brown, as well. Later, in a mental asylum, Pony beats up the Easter Bunny and is claimed to be Chris Brown by the others as they witness this. After the foursome dump the Easter Bunny in a lake, Jesus Christ asks where it is, and a lie from Pony deceives Christ into thinking Chris Brown is responsible for its death.

Christopher ColumbusEdit

Christopher Columbus was an explorer who was credited by some for discovering America in October 1492.

To prove that he can interact with the dead, Harold gives Columbus a phone call in "Coming Out of the Casket".

Dwayne JohnsonEdit

Dwayne Douglas Johnson, famously known as the Rock, is an athlete and actor known for his wrestling career.

In "Parent's Day", he's shown marrying Dr. Mother, Baby Cakes' mother, to Baby Cakes' disbelief and disapproval. Due to a faulty weapon, the Rock is decapitated when a failed experiment causes Steve Urkel to mutate and become violent. Later in the episode, he comes back to life, claiming he is immortal.

Emma StoneEdit

Emma Stone is an American actress.

Along with various real-life celebrities, she appears during the fight between Frank and Muhammad Ali during "Displays of Manhood".

Franklin D. RooseveltEdit

Franklin D. Roosevelt served as the 32nd President, having served from 1933 to 1945.

A statue of Roosevelt appears in "Dean vs. Mayor" during the campus' rampage through the city.

Fred SavageEdit

Fred Savage is an American actor, director and producer.

Along with various real-life celebrities, he appears during the fight between Frank and Muhammad Ali during "Displays of Manhood".

Henry VIIIEdit

Henry VIII was the King of England from 1509 to 1547. One trait he was known for was his polygamy.

In "Bi-Topping-Ality", Steve gives a lecture on Henry VIII and his six marriages.

Hua MulanEdit

Hua Mulan is a Chinese warrior known for practicing martial arts.

While singing in "Magical Pet", Baby Cakes mentions Mulan, singing, "Mulan had dragons there."

Jack BlackEdit

Thomas Jacob Black, also known as Jack Black, is an American entertainer.

In "Magical Pet", the Dean captures many animals that he wants to convert into fuel. Included are two Jack Blacks in feral conditions.

Jennifer LawrenceEdit

Jennifer Shrader Lawrence is an American actress.

Along with various real-life celebrities, she appears during the fight between Frank and Muhammad Ali during "Displays of Manhood".

Jerry SeinfeldEdit

Jerry Seinfeld is a stand-up comedian most known for the show of the same name.

Jerry Seinfeld is a worm who assumed control over Frank's body—namely, his backside—in order to help him launch his comedy career. Appearing in "Best Face Forward", Seinfeld overstays his welcome and is ultimately expelled via a spell.

Joe McCarthyEdit

Joseph Raymond "Joe" McCarthy was a politician who served as a Republican U.S. Senator from 1947 to 1957.

In "Prank Week", Baby Cakes has a dream where McCarthy tells him to hunt down any witches he finds, leading Baby Cakes to capture several staff members.

John TravoltaEdit

John Travolta is an actor, singer and dancer.

Along with various real-life celebrities, he appears during the fight between Frank and Muhammad Ali during "Displays of Manhood".

John Wilkes BoothEdit

John Wilkes Booth is Abraham Lincoln's assassin.

In their attempt at bettering humanity, Ronald Reagan and Steve prevent John Wilkes Booth from killing Abraham Lincoln in "Rewind, Pause, Pay!"

Joseph Gordon-LevittEdit

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is an American actor, singer, and filmmaker.

In "Parent's Day", Doctor Mother dismisses Gordon-Levitt as a man with low testosterone despite his objections.

Joseph MerrickEdit

Joseph Merrick was an English man plagued with bodily deformities that developed during his childhood and nicknamed the Elephant Man.

In "Gummie World", Frank finds a pubic hair and falls in love with it, refusing to succumb to a bribe from the Dean in exchange for it. Later, thinking the hair "wants an outing" due to intoxication, he sells the hair to the Dean and uses the money to buy Joseph Merrick's skeleton, thinking it'll spite the pubic hair. Just as Frank decides to sell Merrick's skeleton back to get a refund, it's promptly taken by Baby Cakes and Steve's for their latest attraction appropriately named Elephant Man Rides.

In the show it's claimed that the previous owners of the skeleton are Michael Jackson's kids.

Kevin CostnerEdit

Kevin Costner is an American actor.

In "Is College Worth It?", he's kidnapped by Pony in an attempt to gain a reward sufficient enough for a year's worth of tuition, not knowing the story behind it. When he first encounters her, he consoles her and goes with her after she explains part of her predicament, thanking her for apparently rescuing from an acting career he thinks is boring. Upon hearing her true intention of having him killed, he assures her he understands, then hangs himself, ultimately granting Pony another year of college.

Muhammad AliEdit

Muhammad Ali was an American professional boxer.

In "Displays of Manhood", Frank challenges Ali to a 12-round boxing match in an attempt to reinforce his masculinity. To his surprise, Ali accepts the offer. Due to neither of them throwing a single attack, the match ends in a draw.

Quentin TarantinoEdit

Quentin Tarantino is a film director, screenwriter, cinematographer, producer and actor.

Along with various real-life celebrities, he appears during the fight between Frank and Muhammad Ali during "Displays of Manhood".

Richard NixonEdit

Richard Nixon was the 37th President of the United States, having served from 1969 to his resignation in mid-1974.

Frank's lectures in "Surfer God" revolve around Nixon and his likely impeachment.

Ronald ReaganEdit

Ronald Reagan was the 40th President of the United States, having served from 1981 to 1989.

Main article: Ronald Reagan

Rupert MurdochEdit

Keith Rupert Murdoch is an Australian American business magnate.

Along with various real-life celebrities, he appears during the fight between Frank and Muhammad Ali during "Displays of Manhood".

Sam JacksonEdit

Samuel Jackson, also known as Sam Jackson is an American actor and film producer.

Along with various real-life celebrities, he appears during the fight between Frank and Muhammad Ali during "Displays of Manhood".

The Beach BoysEdit

The Beach Boys are an American rock band.

In "Surfer God", Steve is shown to have an intense hatred for the band, getting irritated by the constant playing of their songs around campus. It is later revealed that the Beach Boys were shown to be murderers, which is what caused Steve's dislike of the band.

Theodore RooseveltEdit

Theodore Roosevelt was the 26th President of the U.S.A., having served from 1901 to 1909.

In "Displays of Manhood", Frank's lecture regarding Roosevelt is repeatedly postponed due to the professor's desire to reinforce his masculinity.

Thomas JeffersonEdit

Thomas Jefferson was a Founding Father, as well as the third President of the United States and the principal author of the Declaration of Independence.

In "The Diamond Castle", he is claimed to have built the titular building and left many clues that lead to it, such as a stencil in his room of a presidential sanctuary.

Woodrow WilsonEdit

Woodrow Wilson served as the 28th President, having served from 1913 to 1921.

In "Gummie World", Frank gives a lecture on Wilson's teeth.

Zac EfronEdit

Zachary "Zac" Efron is an actor and singer.

In "Displays of Manhood", Efron provides commentary about the fight between Muhammad Ali and Frank, and introduces the many celebrities dispersed among the crowds between rounds.


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